Reasons to follow me: 

need-a-penny-take-a-penny:

1. It can’t hurt

alex-e46:

Hahaha I want that dog!!!

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

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myherocomplex:

I will never get tired of this story.

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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rapunzelie:

the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life

how are you all doing this

how are you people making it look so easy

how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it

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IT'S SO WEIRD    LIKE SOMETIMES IT JUST ENDS UP HAPPENING    AND YOU'RE LIKE 'OH OKAY'    

when my parents bring up a blender, I can make my own pimento cheese and hummus I am so excited

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of course I will be getting my chickpeas from the school dinning hall    

Sept. 15 8:44 pm 

justice4mikebrown:

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW 

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(x)

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(x)

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yoncehaunted:

When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

image

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