i love people who are really nice and kindhearted bUT ALSO HORNED OUT SEX FREAKS
repeat after me, folks: there’s a difference between liking villainous characters and being obsessed with the idea that they’re somehow better people than they actually are.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
"Roger, she’ll hear you!"
Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
GUYS. DO THIS.
For Tori, who sent a thing that asked for a picture of myself and told me I was awesome: here is what was my outfit today
oh thank god you interrupted it
This is basically what happened.
being friends with someone who intimidates you because they’re so amazing
Girl, an ongoing series
by Lora Mathis